I fear that I am ordinary, just like everyone... - Smashing Pumpkins

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My Fine is $760.10

Posted on Sunday 24th of June, 2007, 05:31:21 AM.
Read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offence' and added up your total fine. When you are done post this as: "My fine is $"..." Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40 Had sex with someone on LJ -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Cross dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15 Ever drive and drank -- $20 Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 Used toys while having sex -- $30 Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20 Went skinny dipping -- $5 Had sex in a pool -- $20 Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10 Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20 Cheated on your significant other -- $10 Masturbated -- $10 Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20 Done oral -- $5 Got oral -- $5 Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25 Stole something -- $10 Had sex with someone in jail -- $25 Made a nasty home video -- $15 Had a threesome -- $50 Had sex in the wild -- $20 Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25 Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20 Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20 Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25 Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50 Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25 Went streaking -- $5 Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15 Been arrested -- $5 Spent time in jail -- $15 Peed in the pool -- $0.50 Played spin the bottle -- $5 Done something you regret -- $20 Had sex with your best friend -- $20 Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25 Had anal sex -- $80 Lied to your mate -- $5 Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25 Tally it up and title it: "My Fine Is..."
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Be there, or be square

Posted on Sunday 22nd of April, 2007, 04:45:32 AM.

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HOLY FUCKING BUTTSECHS BATMAN!!!

Posted on Thursday 19th of April, 2007, 05:04:44 AM.
Marilyn_Manson-Heart_Shaped_Glasses-(Promo_CDS)-2007-MST.torrent Artist..: Marilyn Manson Album..: Heart Shaped Glasses Tracks..: 02 Quality..: VBRkbps/44,1/Joint- Size..: 12,9MB Release-Date..: apr-16-2007 TRACK-LIST: 01 heart shaped glasses (radio edit) 03:32 02 heart shaped glasses (album version) 05:07
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Posted on Sunday 15th of April, 2007, 07:59:59 AM.
Find my LJ Mojo!
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Quotable quotes from work....

Posted on Friday 13th of April, 2007, 11:13:48 PM.
Anyone that knows Mark the webmaster at work will find this a lot funnier.... Mark: "I keep all my important passwords in a wad of paper in my pocket" Mike: "That's not exactly secure, you know..." Scott: "On the other hand, you'd have to delve into Mark's pants in order to get them. I call that pretty secure."
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Posted on Thursday 12th of April, 2007, 01:25:18 PM.
Dull is life with a poets vice Pretty, pretty girls and a lifetime of lies Making something of another turn Down an empty corridor Smoking guns and apologies Never given what you need Scrap the simple games you play And take them to the floor Take back, take back your memory Hitting hard, muscles bent in agony Playing out your personal tragedy Take back, take back the dancefloor
Listening to	Cruxshadows
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Posted on Wednesday 11th of April, 2007, 05:48:05 AM.
How could I be so fucking stupid? Again?
Listening to	Clint Mansell - Requiem For A Dream - Lux Aeterna (Full Orchestral Version)
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Posted on Friday 06th of April, 2007, 10:01:24 AM.
Malek says: i'm offended. Malek says: like toast. grace lightning says: toast is offended? grace lightning says: burnt toast? Malek says: toast is ALWAYS offended Malek says: think about it Malek says: you're nestling in your nice snug breadbag Malek says: and suddenly some asshole pulls you away from your family Malek says: and sticks you into a machine Malek says: that sears and burns your flesh on both sides until you're a light golden brown Malek says: then they take curdled cow's emissions and spread it liberally upon you Malek says: and top that with either fermented yeast Malek says: or a thick, viscous fluid made from boiled bush seeds grace lightning says: ahah eww Malek says: i tell you, if i was toast, i 'd be pretty pissed off grace lightning says: you are a strange child
Mood	chortle
Listening to	Pretty Boy Thorson And The Falling Angels - Two Steps Across Two Harbors
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So....

Posted on Friday 06th of April, 2007, 03:15:36 AM.
I just watched the new Avril Lavigne video "Girlfriend", and I think it's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
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Actrix's April Fools

Posted on Wednesday 04th of April, 2007, 12:59:51 PM.
So for April Fools this year, the Tech department decided to do something a little different, and replaced the front page of our site with this.....
Listening to	Malaise - Faraway Garden
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Posted on Friday 02nd of March, 2007, 04:29:40 PM.

The Cardinal
You scored 60% Cardinal, 33% Monk, 32% Lady, and 37% Knight!

You are the real power behind the throne. No one dares dispute or refuse you. Which is good because that's how you get things done. You are also, however, completely corrupt and highly immoral. This doesn't bother you in the least as you lounge around your rich comfortable surroundings, reveling in wealth and authority.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Cardinal
You scored higher than 99% on Monk
You scored higher than 99% on Lady
You scored higher than 99% on Knight

Link: The Who Would You Be in 1400 AD Test written by KnightlyKnave on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

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And in your mind you know you're lucky just to know her...

Posted on Saturday 06th of January, 2007, 02:51:27 AM.
Heart-broken and attractive A sad, sloppy mess Lookin' for approval And easily impressed Beware they say, but why would I listen? I need to know what I've been missing I'm no one you can trust All little-boy lonely with curious lust Confusion turns me upside down Lost as quickly as I'm found But soon enough it turns around On the rebound Call it fate or true love, never forced romance Fell into a new love Maybe perfect love by chance Beware they say, but why would I listen When it feels this good? No one lives their life Doing all the things they say they should Confusion turns me upside down Lost as quickly as I'm found But soon enough it turns around On the rebound
Mood	Insomnia And The Hole In the Universe
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Let truth and honour always guide you

Posted on Saturday 30th of December, 2006, 05:28:13 AM.
The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, Capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty. If you wish to find that which becomes the dividing line Between mankind and other biological classifications, It rests not in brain size, dominance, or even emotional capability; But lies in the unique capacity for human beings To reflect on their actions and show regret. What is most certainly the ability to empathise that gives them their position. All animals understand love and affection, But only man shows the propensity to place himself Into the shoes of another lifeform. Losing this capability among individuals of this species Reduces them below their much heralded position And readies the climate for the likely fall of man, The fall from grace.
Mood	Disappointed
Listening to	Cruxshadows - Sophia
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Posted on Monday 25th of December, 2006, 03:35:21 AM.
No-one should spend their Christmas alone. Happy Holidays, all.
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Posted on Wednesday 20th of December, 2006, 01:54:48 AM.
So the list for the Orphans Christmas is fleshing out nicely - Ely, Jen, Jaz, Angel, Rasha, Cyn, Che, and maybe Craig (did I miss anyone?) are in so far. Che is stuffing a chicken too, so there will be much foods. Apparently there's a party to go to afterwards, so we can get nice and sozzled at Eva first before trashing someone elses place =) Note to self, wear loose clothing due to excessive meats grin Anyone else on the in?
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